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Bed Snakes worldwide - BEWARE!How the Bed Snake Bat was developed:Relentless research by a team of dedicated scientists have discovered that pregancy is caused by a small venomous snake, [Snakus Williuserectus] or Bed Snake.The Bed Snake is found throughout the world and it's favoured habitat is the bedroom. For much of the time it remains dormant, but don't let this wrinkled reptile deceive you! On being approached it will be roused into action, and its fearsome venom has few known antidotes.Now, utilizing cutting edge technology, we have created the remarkable contraceptive device, the Bed Snake Bat.Instructions for use:Be armed at all times. On sighting Bed Snake, give it a forearm smash with the Bed Snake Bat, followed by two or three more for luck, if in any doubt at all, perhaps one more again?!
