Crap Trumps - they really aren't very good at all! Set to knock Top Trumps off the top spot...

Reverse engineered comedy card games with a cynical & often loopy kink.... Lose in almost any category & wet yourself in the process. Craptrumps the card game, hailed to be "as funny as avian influenza" is here to remind people that there is just so much crap out there and everybody knows it....

Every pack features 52 extra large playing cards with traditional playing card suits. Plus there's 3 real jokers in every pack! This means they can be used for regular card playing.

Dimensions: 110 x 75 mm.

4 different packs to choose from:

Cars Series 1 - A celebration of automotive ineptitude with 52 of the worlds most unloved vehicular offspring. Instead of the collection of cool and classic cars adorning the cards with their super-charged features and scores, Craptrumps is all about the really rubbish cars we all actually drive in the real world. Side-splittingly funny, Craptrumps features the deeply irrelevant, highly irregular and downright stupid qualities of some shockingly crap cars.

Cars Series 2 - Another eclectic ensemble of utter automotive tat. If vehicular self esteem is running on fumes then look no further, as clearly there are untold masses with less aspirations, these are guaranteed to make even the lowly banger owner feel an overwhelming sense of road-going superiority.

Crappy Christmas Series 1 - A whacky alternative celebration of all the things that define our Christmases but are never openly documented in traditional texts. As families descend on each other's territory, spirits (both kinds) are high, danger levels higher, uncles get inebriated, parents burn the dinner, the dog nearly dies of sprout poisoning and gran still believes that a pound is a lot of money. But hey, this is what Christmas is all about, this is the modern day magic! This is a Crappy Christmas!

Crap Inventions - From the wheel to the washing machine, man has been beavering away on ideas and inventions since the dawn of time. Unfortunately they are not always very good. Until now! Craptrumps - Crap Inventions is man's last ditch attempt at something new,something funny, something different. Is this man’s last hope? No, not really but it’s damn good fun! Crap Inventions dives into the warped world of bizarre and largely pointless creations we have to endure everyday.