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Grow New Parents

Price: £1.99 / €2.85/ $4.06


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Grow Your Own!

Grow New Parents...10 reasons why you should....:
1. No more curfew
2. In one word - PARTY!!!
3. School?...go if and when you feel like it
4. No more hiding your report card
5. Surf all hours on any site you want
6. Now you can take advantage of your God given right to free speech
7. Eat your dessert before your dinner - in fact forget dinner - eat ice cream
8. No more public humiliation
9. Your new parents don't offer unwarranted advice
10. Piercings, tattoos, hair colour - go for it - your new parents encourage creativity!

Place this Grow product in water and watch, over a period of 72 hours, as it expands 600% from it's original size.