Be prepared the next time someone lets one rip with the Red Alert Fart Button! Or the next time there is a distinct smell of Bullshit in the air! These fun Red Alert buttons let everone know the score. The manually operated desktop device comes in 3 different buttons: Bullshit, Fart and Panic. With built in speakers that broadcast umpteen different alerts when the button is pressed.

Raise the alarm by giving one of the red alert buttons a quick press to let everyone know the score!

Just press the big red button and it will sound with one of a number of funny phrases:

Fart Button
'5, 4, 3, 2, *FART*... woops'
*FART* 'Woops, that one just slipped out'
*FART* 'Ooh, I think I messed myself'
*FART* 'Man, I thought I smelled something'
*QUIET FART* 'Ooh! Silent but violent!'
*FART* 'Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark!
'Woh! Rotten eggs anyone? Woh!' *FART*
*FART* 'Oh! See a doctor wouldya!'
'Ah! The distinct bouquet.. *FART* ..of ass!'
*FART* 'Ouch! That one burns! Oooh!'
*FART* 'Urgh, who stepped on a frog?!'
'Pull my finger *FART*
*FART* Woh! Smells like something crawled up your butt and died!'

Bullshit Button
"Bullshit level 5"
"Oh come on now, don't give me that bullshit, that's bullshit"
"Warning, warning, bullshit alert"
"(Bip)That was bullshit"
"Bullshit detected, take precautions"

Panic Button
"Begin Panic Sequence, 3, 2, 1, arghhhh"
"Initiating Panic Sequence, arghhhh"

Choose from Bullshit, Fart or Panic.

Suitable for ages 16 years+.

Requires 2 x AAA batteries (included)

Dimensions approx. : H 50mm, Diameter 75mm.