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Sat Nag - the 110% accurate satellite navigation spoof thats guaranteed to get you nowhere fast and the quickest route to road rage! The perfect gift for any long suffering motorist.
Press the button on the front of the box and the same irritating voice is emitted that features in regular Sat Nav systems. The well-spoken, patronising voice of a woman comes out with one in a range of hilariously funny satellite navigation type commands.
Hilarious, nag in the box produces jokes galore - every car should have one!
A sample of the commands:
"In 100 metres turn left. No right, err, no left. Sorry, I never can tell my left from my right".
"For the next 30 miles Im not going to say a word to you, and youll have no idea why, you insensitive bastard!"
"If you dont slow down and start driving within the speed limit, Im going to ring the police myself!"
"In 100 metres, Im going to ask you to move over to the slow lane, so I can fix my makeup."
"At the next junction, Im going to explain, its not what you said, but the way you said it that annoyed me."
"75 metres after leaving the garage, Im going to explain that its not my fault, I dont know which side the petrol cap is on."
"I know youre a man but its been 45 minutes now, so can you please admit we are lost and ask someone the way!"
"You have reached your destination - you may now throttle your passenger."
Features:
in-car spoof Sat Nav gadget,
totally unhelpful and embarrassingly FAMILIAR commands,
holographic screen highlighting roads such as Earache Avenue, Backseat Dr, etc...
contains approx. 25 highly irritating comments.
(Please note: Some strong language is used is some of the commands.).
Dimensions: approx. 10 x 8 x 2 cm.