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The talking "Breath-Tester" - it doesn't really test your breath, but your friends will think it does! This gadget tells it how it is.Simply breathe into the tester device and a rather posh sounding woman will rate just how drunk you are. The Breath-A-Loser will play at random sayings like:"Lie down - before you fall down!"," Go to bed you drunken idiot!",or "Don't even THINK about sex tonight!". There's also several more amusing put-downs. NB: This is a novelty toy and should NOT be used as a real breath tester!